Just wanted to continue on with the theme from the other day. I am looking forward to tomorrow's slate of college games far more than the "game of all time" on Sunday. You've got Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu-Nebraska to start off the day (and make sure to say a special thanks to your friends at the Big Ten Network for keeping THE OSU-Wisconsin on a channel that 38 people get instead of swapping it with Northwestern-Iowa). If you've ever asked a tired looking, scantily clad, not that good looking when sober waitress "Wait, so I can get gravy with the cheese fries?" you have to root for KU's head coach Mark Mangino. This guy looks like he had his first heart attack at the age of eleven. And he wore a velour track suit on the sidelines last weekend. As I told the Dogg, anyone who can be that shamelessly fat in public deserves our respect.
Then let's talk LSU-Bama. At first I had a brainfart and was curious as to why everyone was so worked up about teams that have played each other forever but never seemed like direct rivals (mainly because Bama has always had Auburn as the thorn in their side). Stupid me then remembered the poor man's Belichick Saban fucked the Tigers balls deep to go to the Fish, then ass fucked their sister by taking the Bama job a year later. Its tough for a Jet fan to equate the hatred for Belichick taking the Jet job for one day and then winning three and counting super bowls for your biggest rival to this, but its close. Go Tigers (and yes fuck you Bama for that Nat Title you jerked the Canes out of with your cheating ass coach Gene Stallings).
The Ducks-Sun Devils game is the game of the day. If you were dumb enough to bet with me last week you learned your lesson about Oregon, this team can ball. Arizona State may not have quite the pedigree but they pimped the only team (Cal) that can say they beat Oregon. And anyone who has ever splurged for the Playboy College Issue can vouch for the fact that ASU is number one regardless of who wins this game. Regardless, I like the Ducks to win this one and hopefully find themselves playing for a national title and not watching two subpar teams in THE OSU and BC play for a belt that belongs to either USC or the Ducks.
In closing, I'll end with the most insignificant game on the schedule as my pick. Is this the worst ND team of our lifetime? By far. Does Charlie Weis look like he can't even eat 1/4 of the grand slam breakfasts Mark Mangino can put down in a single sitting? Of course. Does Jimmy Clausen look like his best career path is learning to suck dick for spare change at the bus depot? Obviously. But is there a snowball's chance in hell that Navy will beat ND in South Bend tomorrow? XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX. No way. Brady Quinn was bigger than every starter on Navy's defense last year. ND wins and covers the 3.5 easily.
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