Special treat tonight as we have a guest appearance by a man who knows a thing or three about sports misery as a lifelong Philly (and Phillie) Phanatic. Its safe to say that 110% of Americans are disappointed every time they check the news and Boston hasn't fallen off the face of the earth. Just fucking go away already. Enough discussion about these chowdah lovin', Cape Caaaaahd goin', Brady knobbin', pseudo-liberal, closet racist cocksuckers, let's hear from our boy Woods who's from a city (well a suburb of that city) that you can actually root for when your team is out. Here's what he has to say about being a Philly Phan:
It' the worst thing on earth, and then the latest news out is that Philly is the most unattractive city on earth. The difference between Philly fans and New York fans is subtle. We both love winning and DESPISE losers, however, our problem is that even when things seem desperate, we still have that little glimmer of hope, that Rocky-esque thought that HEY, THERE'S STILL A CHANCE! Then our team makes us believe in that hope a little more, until we start to believe in the impossible, WE DESERVE THE IMPOSSIBLE! Then just as we think hey we may actually pull this out, that's when they do it. They rip our still beating hearts out of our chest and kick it around in the dirt, then proceed to shit in the gaping wound they left in our chest. That's what it's like being a Philly fan.
I phucking dare you to argue with him.
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