Back on the Scene

Crispy and clean. Been slow posting lately as my sister had a baby last week and I was in a class for three days at work which cut into "my time" at work. Didn't even get to see the baby as some dipshit decided to drive a very fucking large truck on the Northern State PARKWAY and got it stuck in an underpass so we missed visiting hours because of the traffic. Without doing the research I'll bet the concept of a parkway goes back at least 40 years and I'll also bet that to get a license to drive a truck the size of one that doesn't fit on a parkway there is a test where question number 4 requires you to know that you can't go on a parkway. Oh well, thanks dickhead, I'm sure the baby will turn one day old another time.

The good news is that I didn't get a chance to publish my monster lock which was another clunker (the Gayturds), leaving me at an embarassing 2-2 for the year. I knew it was a letdown game after thrashing T-Tennessee but I thought the Gayturds were actually serious about winning another national title. This week is like Russian Roulette weekend. There is not a game you would want to pick with a gun to your head. USF is a tad overrated and is getting a little big for their britches, I like WVU giving 7. But I wouldn't want my life to depend on it. Miami should bury Duke in the OB but I never bet on Canes games. Michigan is intriguing at a Northwestern team that just lost to Duke but the price is a little high at -17. Instead I'm going to go with that crazy old coot JoePa at Illinois giving only 3. Penn State was certainly overrated going into the Michigan game but they should bounce back against the Illini.

Finally a quick (late) word on everyone's favorite topic: Spygate. Don't get me wrong, I will use this incident as ammo whenever I brawl with some douchebag Masshole who is teabagging Tom Brady at a bar. I'm glad it got the entire country in agreement with Jet fans who consider Belichick a complete scumbag. But the reality is that I thought it was (besides the Belichick-asshole-non-apology press conference factor) a non-event. With modern cameras this can be done from elsewhere in the stadium, not just where Mangini used to stand (holding a camera). Stealing signals is a pretty minor offense that got overblown. You know, basically the opposite of how everyone glosses over that major players on the Pats are on HGH with proof in failed drug tests and strokes at the age of 30......